FROM: Bob Manager TO: All@NoFunCorp.com SUBJECT: Re: Photocopier Etiquette
It has come to my attention that photocopies have been circulating throughout the office, of subject matter deemed inappropriate to NoFun Corporation. Apparently someone has been using the copier in a manner for which it is not intended - please keep in mind that any employee caught using the copier for anything other than work-related business shall be reprimanded at the discretion of the management. This includes anything from a write-up, to termination. Thorough spankings may also be distributed as deemed appropriate. Thank you for your cooperation.